This chocolate is too sweet. Do you want it?
No, it's nauseating.
Then I'm throwing it away.
You mustn't throw away food!
Do you want it? No.
So what am I supposed to do?
Donate it to...
...hungry children in ... Gaza!
Between the two, I think the kids in Gaza have a more serious shortage of chocolate.
Sure, but they're busy serving Hamas as human shields.
Maybe if we gave them more chocolate they'd busy themselves with something else.
Going big: The wise, and the teenager version - Big can be about optimality, OR about excitement, story etc. first is optimal, second is usually delusional. Big is optimal. whacking is at once may do...
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