07 January 2009

On the way to the bus stop this morning

This chocolate is too sweet. Do you want it?
No, it's nauseating.
Then I'm throwing it away.
You mustn't throw away food!
Do you want it? No.
So what am I supposed to do?
Donate it to...
       ...hungry children in      ... Gaza!
                                                ... Sderot!


Epilogue:
Gaza?
Between the two, I think the kids in Gaza have a more serious shortage of chocolate.
Sure, but they're busy serving Hamas as human shields.
Maybe if we gave them more chocolate they'd busy themselves with something else.
[beat]
This sucks.

4 comments:

  1. Well captured. Biafra is close to home now.

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  2. Orange is Rotem. He's got some typical-Israeli provocative rhetorical style, eh?

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  3. haha... at first I thought Niv. But Niv has a car. Rotem was my second guess...

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